Things to say in the debate

The RG want GWB to say the following things, as appropriate, during the debates with JFK (no, the other one, the one whose running now).

"Would someone remind the Senator that he is running for the Presidency, and not Ambassador to France."

"Senator, does that make any more sense in French?"

"Senator, is that your final answer?"

"Sure, you say that now..."

"Senator Kennedy...sorry...Kerry. I keep getting you confused."

"Um...I'll have difficulty responding. That answer was too...ah...'nuanced' for me."

"You know, I think I know what they mean when they say you are 'nuanced'. Back in Texas, we have another word for it..."

"I remember when the media pundits excoriated me that the 'Axis of Evil' countries were not at all alike. They forgot to mention to you that Iraq is NOT Vietnam...and even I know that one."

"The entire media seems to have missed a key point: most of Iraq's WMD program was not _IN_ Iraq - they were in Libya. And we have them. 400 tons of Uranium hexaflouride, hundreds of tons of equipment. We would not have had them if Saddam was still in power."

"Senator Kerry, if you were President, Saddam Houssein would still be in power. The legacy of tolerating tyrrany should be not one that America should be willing to accept. Nor, as we learned on 9/11, can it afford to."

"Is the only source you have been listening to about Iraq the mainstream media? Their ‘if it bleeds, it leads’ philosophy radically affects what the American people see. While I regret every casualty, our troops are doing an amazingly good job in Iraq."